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Words that actually left my mouth this morning in the park:

“We do not eat other dogs’ poop in this family, young man!”

As if this was a totally reasonable thing to say to a dog.

So yeah, Oscar’s back.


One Response to 115227931315105769

  1. Remember, try the piddle pad on the end of the bed. Sound gross but it’s better than being pissed on in the middle of the night.

    Just a thought.

    Oh, and I’ve actually said, on more than one occasion, “You need to contribute to this family, young lady! Scoop your litter box for once!”

    So don’t feel bad. It happens.