Notes from time spent sunning myself on the back deck while doing property practice questions:
The bad news: I just put on the shorts I wore while sunning myself all through high school because they’re already stained from years of sunscreen contact and also expose more leg to the sun than the now-popular Bermuda short variety and HOLY CRAP what were we THINKING with the high waisted shorty short shorts? WOW, ugly.
The good news: Hey! I still fit into the shorts I wore in high school!
We all wore a lot of ugly shit in high school. But way to go on fitting into stuff you wore then!
Wahoo! Congratulations!!!
Remember Umbros, those windbreaker soccer shorts? And how we’d wear bicycle spandex shorts UNDERNEATH them? In public?
Yeah, me neither.
I think the good far outweighs the bad, and I just learned to hate you a tiny bit. When I was seventeen I could fit into a pair of shorts that I wore when I was FOUR.
Now? Wheezing, hysterical laughter.