Weekend Headlines


“Local Lawyer Forgets All Knowledge of Grammatical Conventions as She Scrambles to Get a Document Out the Door in Time to Leave Town to Beat Weekend Traffic”

“Former Vegetarian Tries First Burger; Regrets it Soon After”

“Investigation Reveals Farmers Conning City Folks Into Doing Their Work for Them. A NewsCenter 4 Exposé on Apple Picking”

“Cock to the Eye: a Cautionary Tale of the Dangers of Backyard Badminton”

“Dining & Style Section: How to Mix French, Spanish, Italian, and Argentinian Wines, Plus Gin.”  (Bonus Feature: Helpful Hangover Remedy!”)

“Local Couple Returns Home Exhausted, Takes Too-Long Nap,  Unable to Fall Asleep at Night as Result.(Subtitle: Monday Looks Grim, but, wife explains, “It was all worth it for a few days out of town.” )


4 Responses to Weekend Headlines

  1. Alice says:

    bwaha. you’re a former vegitarian eh?? iiiiinteresting!

    i think my favorite is “cock to the eye.” always a good lead-off, you know?

  2. Green says:

    My former roommate Trixie is vegetarian and we had a big talk about easing back into meat (she changed jobs and has to travel a lot to Texas) – apparently you have to start slowly. The meat needs to be very high quality (don’t eat a Whopper) and should not be the main focus of the meal. So a big steak is not the way to go, while meatsauce and pasta would be a better choice.

  3. Jess says:

    I love this style. You are hilarious. I’m glad you guys were able to take a brief vacation.

  4. Дом 2 says:

    Лучше и не напишешь.