“Local Lawyer Forgets All Knowledge of Grammatical Conventions as She Scrambles to Get a Document Out the Door in Time to Leave Town to Beat Weekend Traffic”
“Former Vegetarian Tries First Burger; Regrets it Soon After”
“Investigation Reveals Farmers Conning City Folks Into Doing Their Work for Them. A NewsCenter 4 Exposé on Apple Picking”
“Cock to the Eye: a Cautionary Tale of the Dangers of Backyard Badminton”
“Dining & Style Section: How to Mix French, Spanish, Italian, and Argentinian Wines, Plus Gin.” (Bonus Feature: Helpful Hangover Remedy!”)
“Local Couple Returns Home Exhausted, Takes Too-Long Nap, Unable to Fall Asleep at Night as Result.(Subtitle: Monday Looks Grim, but, wife explains, “It was all worth it for a few days out of town.” )
bwaha. you’re a former vegitarian eh?? iiiiinteresting!
i think my favorite is “cock to the eye.” always a good lead-off, you know?
My former roommate Trixie is vegetarian and we had a big talk about easing back into meat (she changed jobs and has to travel a lot to Texas) – apparently you have to start slowly. The meat needs to be very high quality (don’t eat a Whopper) and should not be the main focus of the meal. So a big steak is not the way to go, while meatsauce and pasta would be a better choice.
I love this style. You are hilarious. I’m glad you guys were able to take a brief vacation.
Лучше и не напишешь.