Administrative note: I was so tired this morning that I accidentally posted this to my old site, and didn’t notice until JUST NOW. Because I am AWESOME and ORGANIZED. Sheesh. Sorry about that.
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Dear creepy crawly thing who crawled up the leg of my pajamas last night,
Are you particularly dim, creepy crawly thing? Did you get lost and panic when you could not find your way out? That is the only explanation I can come up with for why you did this:
It might not look that bad in the photo, but let’s examine it more closely, shall we?
EIGHT BITES? What gives, creepy crawly? Were you not sated after one long draught of my tasty blood? Or did you get stuck and, in a fit of rage at your predicament, decide that the best way to solve the problem was to bite me EIGHT TIMES within a 3 inch radius?
Helpful hint: if you crawl up someone’s pajama leg and get stuck, you can turn right back around to get out. No need to bite eight times! No need to then be so tired/lost/confused that you give up and DIE in the leg of my pjs, so that when I wake up in the morning and stand up, a dead creepy crawly falls out of my pant leg and nearly causes me a heart attack!
Truly, we both would have been happier had this situation ended differently.
Yours in Benadryl,
pseudo
Sometimes it’s harder than just turning around to get out of the pants leg. Sometimes your head is far too big to have fit into the pants leg to begin with, and you’re stuck wondering why you ever thought head-in-a-pajama-pant-leg would be fun to try. That’s still no reason to start biting though.
Oh my. Did you google to see what the creepy crawly thing was? Should I be scared for you?
Ewwwww. Hopefully those bites go away soon!
Yay! This showed up in my reader! Also, the comments didn’t transfer over? Sad!
I think the same creepy crawly that attacked you, attacked me. I have 6 bites on my back. Really? REALLY?
Gah.
I hope your itchies go away!
haha, i was wondering how i ended up at your old place! i was like “wait.. but i’ve been getting her posts since she switched over, so it can’t be that i just never updated my reader… what in tarnation…..”
also, EW. i cannot believe it was STILL IN YOUR PANT LEG when you woke up. ICK ICK ICK ICK SQUICKY EW.
those sort of look like spider bites. i think. i used to get them every summer since 7th grade until i went to college. that made me hate the summer time every year. i hope they’re something else and not spiders! if you get your hands on green oil or tiger balm, those are great at cooling the itch. stay strong! don’t scratch!
I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!
http://www.pseudostoops.com – cool!!!!
Woohoo! Hope they heal quickly! Aside from the fact that they haven’t healed yet, how do you feel about the job this go around?