Day Train: Readers

Night Train: Chatters

Day Train: iPods to block out the other throngs of commuters

Night Train: iPods for singing along to

Day Train: Coffee in a commuter mug or a Dunkin cup

Night Train: Old Granddad or a tall can of Miller Lite in a paper bag

Day Train: “Tickets please”

Night Train: “Where you going, sweetheart?”

Day Train: Universal agreement to all just look straight ahead, engaging with no one

Night Train: Apparently everyone else considers this to be some sort of weird people SOCIAL HOUR oh my god.

In conclusion: Do not forget your iPod on a late night train.  Also: wear a hood, a hat, and practice your fake sleeping.  You’re going to need it.